Miss Kitty, 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne. Seven stops on the route 1 tram from Bridport Street, or five minutes in the car.
- 2.3 km from Bridport St
- Trams 1 & 12
- Free evening parking
- Open 11am – 2am
- From $160
A brothel near Albert Park, five minutes from the lake
Miss Kitty is at 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne, about 2.3 km by road from the Bridport Street shops in Albert Park and a 23-minute walk from the northern end of the lake. Five to eight minutes in a car, or one tram.
Albert Park is a residential suburb of terrace houses, the village shops on Bridport Street and Victoria Avenue, the lake and the beach. It is not where you would expect a brothel, and there is not one. South Melbourne, right next door, is the closest place to go.
For people who live in Albert Park, the short distance is useful, and so is the change of setting. Tope Street is a commercial street in another suburb, quiet in the evening, with a street-front entrance and no shared foyer.
From each part of Albert Park
Bridport Street & Victoria Avenue
2.3 km by road via Kerferd Road, Albert Road and Clarendon Street. Five to eight minutes by car outside peak; about 30 minutes on foot.
The lake & MSAC
About 1.7 km on foot from the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre end of Albert Park Lake, roughly 23 minutes. Around 2 km by car.
Albert Park beach
About 2.6 km by road from the Kerferd Road end of the beach, four to eight minutes. By bike, around 11 minutes along flat streets.
Measured door to door with OpenStreetMap routing. Drive times are off-peak; Albert Road and Clarendon Street slow down between 4pm and 6:30pm.
Two trams from Albert Park
- Route 1 runs through Albert Park, stopping at Bridport Street and Richardson Street, on its way to South Melbourne and the city. From Bridport Street it is seven stops to the Kings Way stop, about 200 metres from our door.
- Route 12 stops at Albert Road and at the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre. From the aquatic centre it is four stops to York Street on Clarendon Street, then about 350 metres on foot.
- Route 96 stops at Albert Park on the light-rail line. The South Melbourne Market stop, one stop north, is about 750 metres from us.
Which one
If you are near Bridport Street, take the 1. If you are near the lake or Albert Road, take the 12. Route 58, which stops about 100 metres from us, does not run through Albert Park.
A rideshare from Albert Park is a short trip. Drop-off: 39 Tope St, South Melbourne VIC 3205.
Driving and parking
From the village, head up Kerferd Road to Albert Road, then Clarendon Street and Park Street into Tope Street. It is a few minutes outside peak hour.
Tope Street and the streets around it have free two-hour and metered parking. Most restrictions lift at 6:30pm, so an evening visit almost always parks free close to the door. During the day it is tighter but rarely a real problem.
Grand Prix week is the exception to the easy drive. When the Formula 1 race is on, usually in March, the roads through the park close and traffic around it gets heavy. On those days the 1 or 12 tram is the easier way over. Our hours do not change.
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Good times to come over
- Weekday lunch to mid-afternoon. Quietest, with the widest choice.
- After 6:30pm. Free parking and more ladies on shift. Friday and Saturday are busiest.
- Midnight to 2am. Still open. Text first to check who is on.
What happens when you walk in
- Arrive. Street-front entrance on Tope Street. Reception meets you inside, out of view of the street, not in a shared lounge.
- Meet who is on. The ladies working at that moment introduce themselves one at a time. You are not obliged to choose anyone, and leaving at that point costs nothing.
- Pick a length. 30, 45 or 60 minutes, Standard or Diamond. Reception tells you the total before you go through.
- Pay at the desk. Cash or card, no card surcharge, no entry fee. Card payments show under a neutral business name.
- Talk first. Each lady is an independent provider and sets what she offers. Agree on it with her at the start of the booking, not halfway through.
Coming from this side of town
From Albert Park most visitors drive, cycle or take the 1 tram. You are inside within a minute of arriving, and reception is out of sight of the street.
Everyone working here is over 18. Safe-sex practice is standard and not negotiable, and any lady can decline any request.
Rates, the full amount
| Booking | 30 min | 45 min | 60 min |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | $160 | $220 | $280 |
| Diamond 💎 | $230 | $300 | $370 |
Rates are for the room and the introduction. All personal services are arranged directly between you and the individual service provider — agree on what you want with her, in the room, before anything starts. Cash and card are both accepted at reception.
What the number covers
The price at reception is the room, the shower and the introduction. There is no membership, no door charge and no drinks minimum.
Rates do not change with the time of day, the day of the week, or Grand Prix week.
Albert Park visitors — common questions
How far is Miss Kitty from Albert Park?
About 2.3 km by road from the Bridport Street shops, roughly five to eight minutes by car via Kerferd Road, Albert Road and Clarendon Street. From the northern end of Albert Park Lake it is about 1.7 km on foot.
Which tram goes from Albert Park?
Route 1 from Bridport Street is seven stops to Kings Way, about 200 metres from our door. Route 12 from Albert Road or the Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre stops at York Street on Clarendon Street, about 350 metres away.
Can I walk from Albert Park?
Yes. It is about 30 minutes on foot from Bridport Street and around 23 minutes from the Sports and Aquatic Centre end of the lake. By bike it is about ten minutes.
What about Grand Prix week?
During the Formula 1 Grand Prix, usually in March, the roads through Albert Park close and traffic around the park gets heavy. Routes 1 and 12 are the easier way over on those days. We keep normal hours, 11am to 2am.
How much does it cost?
Standard bookings are $160 for 30 minutes, $220 for 45 minutes and $280 for an hour. Diamond is $230, $300 and $370. Payment is at reception, cash or card, with no surcharge.
Five minutes from Albert Park, open until 2am
Miss Kitty, 39 Tope St, South Melbourne. Call or text 0468 387 665.
