Miss Kitty is at 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne: five to ten minutes from Bay Street by car, or five stops on the 109 from Beacon Cove.
- 2.6 km from Bay St
- Tram 109
- Free evening parking
- Walk-ins welcome
- From $160
A brothel near Port Melbourne, one suburb over
Miss Kitty is at 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne, about 2.6 km by road from Bay Street, Port Melbourne. That is five to ten minutes in the car, five stops on the 109 tram, or a flat half-hour walk.
Port Melbourne is mostly residential: townhouses, the Beacon Cove apartments, Bay Street shops and the cruise terminal at Station Pier. There is no reason to go into the city when the next suburb along has a venue with published prices, parking and late hours.
For locals there is a privacy advantage as well. You leave your own streets and arrive on a quiet commercial street in South Melbourne where nobody is standing around.
From each part of Port Melbourne
Bay Street
2.6 km by road via Crockford Street, City Road and Clarendon Street. Five to ten minutes by car; about 30 minutes on foot, or 12 by bike.
Station Pier & Beacon Cove
Around 3.8 to 4.1 km by road, about ten minutes. The 109 tram terminus at Beacon Cove is right beside the pier.
Graham Street & North Port
Both are stops on the 109 line. From Graham Street it is four stops to Clarendon Street Junction; from North Port, three. Then about ten minutes on foot.
Distances measured from our door with OpenStreetMap routing. Drive times are off-peak; the City Road and Montague Street approaches slow down between 4pm and 6:30pm.
Route 109 from Port Melbourne
Route 109 runs along the old Port Melbourne railway line, now a light-rail track, from Beacon Cove through Graham Street, North Port and Montague Street. Get off at Clarendon Street Junction, five stops from Beacon Cove.
From the junction it is about 770 metres to Tope Street, around a ten-minute walk east through South Melbourne.
Route 12 also stops on Clarendon Street at York Street, about 350 metres from us, but it does not reach Port Melbourne; it helps if you are coming via the city or from Albert Park.
Or just ride
The trip from Bay Street is flat and short. Around 12 minutes on a bike, and there is plenty of room to lock up on Tope Street.
Rideshare drop-off: 39 Tope St, South Melbourne VIC 3205. From Bay Street it is usually a short fare.
Driving over and parking
The usual drive is Bay Street, Crockford Street, City Road, then Clarendon Street into Market Street and Tope Street. Outside peak hour, five to ten minutes covers it from most of Port Melbourne.
Tope Street and the blocks around it have a mix of free two-hour and metered street parking. Most restrictions lift at 6:30pm, so in the evening you can usually park free within a short walk. It is a working street of offices and small businesses, busy in the morning and quiet once they close, so a parked car does not stand out.
Already read our Port Melbourne and Albert Park location guide?
Our earlier blog article covers both suburbs together, with a distance table and notes on the drive. This page is the one to use if you are coming from Port Melbourne specifically and want the tram, parking and visit details in one place.
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Times that work for Port Melbourne locals
- Weekday afternoons. Quietest stretch, widest choice, easy parking after the school run.
- Evenings after 6:30pm. Free parking and the most ladies on shift. Friday and Saturday are busiest.
- After midnight. Open until 2am with a smaller roster. Text first.
What happens when you walk in
- Arrive. Street-front entrance on Tope Street. Reception meets you inside, out of view of the street, not in a shared lounge.
- Meet who is on. The ladies working at that moment introduce themselves one at a time. You are not obliged to choose anyone, and leaving at that point costs nothing.
- Pick a length. 30, 45 or 60 minutes, Standard or Diamond. Reception tells you the total before you go through.
- Pay at the desk. Cash or card, no card surcharge, no entry fee. Card payments show under a neutral business name.
- Talk first. Each lady is an independent provider and sets what she offers. Agree on it with her at the start of the booking, not halfway through.
Coming from this side of town
Port Melbourne visitors tend to drive or cycle over. Either way, park, walk in, and reception takes it from there; you are not waiting in a public area.
Everyone working here is over 18. Safe-sex practice is standard and not negotiable, and any lady can decline any request.
Rates, the full amount
| Booking | 30 min | 45 min | 60 min |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | $160 | $220 | $280 |
| Diamond 💎 | $230 | $300 | $370 |
Rates are for the room and the introduction. All personal services are arranged directly between you and the individual service provider — agree on what you want with her, in the room, before anything starts. Cash and card are both accepted at reception.
What the number covers
The price at reception is the room, the shower and the introduction. There is no membership, no door charge and no drinks minimum.
The same rates apply at every hour of the day and every day of the week. Reception quotes the total before you go through.
Port Melbourne visitors — common questions
How far is Miss Kitty from Port Melbourne?
About 2.6 km by road from Bay Street, five to ten minutes by car outside peak via City Road and Clarendon Street. From Station Pier and Beacon Cove it is around 4 km, about ten minutes.
Is there a tram from Port Melbourne?
Yes. Route 109 runs from Beacon Cove along the light-rail line to Clarendon Street Junction, five stops, which is about 770 metres or a ten-minute walk from Tope Street.
Can I walk or cycle from Port Melbourne?
Walking from Bay Street takes about 30 minutes over roughly 2.4 km. By bike it is around 12 minutes, and the route is flat the whole way.
Is parking available?
Yes. There is free two-hour and metered street parking around Tope Street, and most restrictions lift after 6:30pm, so evening visits usually park free close to the door.
Do I need to book?
No. Walk-ins are welcome from 11am to 2am, seven days. Text 0468 387 665 first only if you want to check who is working or see a particular lady.
2.6 km from Bay Street, open until 2am
Miss Kitty, 39 Tope St, South Melbourne. Call or text 0468 387 665 to check who is on.
