Miss Kitty is at 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne: one tram from Fitzroy Street on route 12, or a short drive with free evening parking at the other end.
- 4.6 km from Fitzroy St
- Tram 12 direct
- Free evening parking
- Open 11am – 2am
- From $160
Looking for a brothel near St Kilda? We are ten minutes up the road
There is no Miss Kitty in St Kilda. We are at 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne, 4.6 km from the corner of Fitzroy and Grey Streets: about ten to fifteen minutes by car outside peak hour, or one tram on route 12.
Plenty of people searching for a brothel in St Kilda end up here for the same reason. The trip north is short and easy, and you arrive in a quiet commercial street rather than on Fitzroy Street on a Saturday night. This page sets out the routes, the parking, the cost and how a visit works, so you can decide before you leave.
If you live in St Kilda, there is a practical upside too. You are far less likely to run into a neighbour on Tope Street than you are a few doors from your own local.
How far it is from each part of St Kilda
Fitzroy Street
4.6 km by road. The usual route is Canterbury Road, Albert Road and Clarendon Street, then Park Street into Tope Street. Allow ten to fifteen minutes in the car outside peak.
Acland Street & Luna Park
About 5.3 km by road, a few minutes more than from Fitzroy Street. By bike it is roughly 25 minutes; on foot, a bit over an hour.
St Kilda Junction
About 5.2 km by road. If you are already on St Kilda Road, the trams heading for the city get you within walking distance too (see below).
Distances are measured from our door to each point. Drive times are off-peak; add ten minutes or more between 4pm and 6:30pm, and on summer weekends when the foreshore traffic backs up.
Getting here from St Kilda without a car
- Route 12 starts at Park and Fitzroy Streets in St Kilda and runs through Middle Park and Albert Park to Clarendon Street. Get off at the York Street stop, 16 stops along. From there it is about 350 metres, a four-minute walk.
- Route 96 runs from Acland Street along the light-rail line through Middle Park and Albert Park. Get off at the South Melbourne Market stop, 11 stops from Acland Street Plaza; we are about 750 metres away, around a ten-minute walk.
- Routes 3, 16 and 67 run up St Kilda Road towards the city. The Shrine of Remembrance stop is about 700 metres east of us in a straight line, so allow ten to twelve minutes on foot.
The easiest option
Route 12 is the simplest: one tram, no change, and the shortest walk at the other end. Route 58, which stops about 100 metres from our door, does not go to St Kilda, so it only helps if you are coming from South Yarra or the city.
Late at night a rideshare is usually quicker. Set the drop-off to 39 Tope St, South Melbourne VIC 3205.
Driving and parking
Parking is the main reason people drive over from St Kilda rather than looking closer to home. Around Fitzroy Street and Acland Street on a busy night you can spend longer circling for a spot than it takes to drive to South Melbourne.
At our end, Tope Street and the streets either side carry a mix of free two-hour and metered parking. Most restrictions lift at 6:30pm, so an evening visit almost always parks free within a short walk of the door. Daytime is tighter but rarely a real problem. If you would rather leave the car undercover, Crown’s car park is a five-minute drive away.
Because Tope Street is a working street of offices and small businesses, it is busy at 9am and quiet by early evening. A car parked there is one of many, which is the point.
Timing a visit from St Kilda
We open at 11am and close at 2am, seven days, public holidays included. The widest choice is usually between 12pm and 9pm. Friday and Saturday evenings from about 7pm are the busiest, so a quick text before you leave saves a wasted trip.
Plenty of St Kilda visitors come after dinner on Fitzroy Street or a night out on Acland Street. That works, as long as you allow for the smaller roster after midnight.
Before you leave St Kilda
- Check today’s girls. The roster changes daily.
- Text 0468 387 665 if you want a particular lady or are coming after midnight.
- Walk-ins are fine. Booking is only worth it for a specific person or time.
What happens when you walk in
- Arrive. Street-front entrance on Tope Street. Reception meets you inside, out of view of the street, not in a shared lounge.
- Meet who is on. The ladies working at that moment introduce themselves one at a time. You are not obliged to choose anyone, and leaving at that point costs nothing.
- Pick a length. 30, 45 or 60 minutes, Standard or Diamond. Reception tells you the total before you go through.
- Pay at the desk. Cash or card, no card surcharge, no entry fee. Card payments show under a neutral business name.
- Talk first. Each lady is an independent provider and sets what she offers. Agree on it with her at the start of the booking, not halfway through.
Coming from this side of town
From St Kilda most visitors come by car or rideshare in the evening and by tram during the day. Either way you are inside within a minute of arriving; there is no queue and no foyer to cross.
Everyone working here is over 18. Safe-sex practice is standard and not negotiable, and any lady can decline any request.
Rates, the full amount
| Booking | 30 min | 45 min | 60 min |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | $160 | $220 | $280 |
| Diamond 💎 | $230 | $300 | $370 |
Rates are for the room and the introduction. All personal services are arranged directly between you and the individual service provider — agree on what you want with her, in the room, before anything starts. Cash and card are both accepted at reception.
What the number covers
The price at reception is the room, the shower and the introduction. There is no membership, no door charge and no drinks minimum.
Coming from St Kilda changes nothing about the price: the same rates apply all day, every day, including weekends and public holidays.
St Kilda visitors — common questions
Is there a brothel in St Kilda?
Miss Kitty is not in St Kilda itself. We are at 39 Tope St, South Melbourne, about 4.6 km from Fitzroy Street and 5.3 km from Acland Street, which is roughly ten to fifteen minutes by car outside peak hour.
Which tram goes from St Kilda to Miss Kitty?
Route 12 runs from its St Kilda terminus at Park and Fitzroy Streets to the York Street stop on Clarendon Street, 16 stops, then it is about 350 metres on foot. Route 96 from Acland Street stops at South Melbourne Market, around a ten-minute walk away.
Can I park when I get there?
Yes. Tope Street and the streets around it have free two-hour and metered parking, and most restrictions lift after 6:30pm, so an evening visit usually parks free within a couple of minutes’ walk.
How late can I come over from St Kilda?
We are open until 2am every night, including public holidays. After midnight fewer ladies are working, so text 0468 387 665 before you leave St Kilda to check who is still on.
How much does it cost?
Standard bookings are $160 for 30 minutes, $220 for 45 minutes and $280 for an hour. Diamond is $230, $300 and $370. That is the full amount at reception, with no entry fee or card surcharge.
Ten minutes from St Kilda, parking at the door
39 Tope St, South Melbourne. Call or text 0468 387 665 to check who is working before you leave.
