Published prices, introductions with no obligation, reception from 11am to 2am. What we commit to, what visitors wrote, and a checklist for judging any venue.
- Published rates
- No door charge
- Real Google reviews
- Open 11am – 2am
- From $160
Why people pick Miss Kitty, and how to judge any brothel
Every venue calls itself the best. A more useful question is which places are straight with you about price, about who is working and about what happens when you walk in. This page sets out what we commit to and what visitors have written, and gives you a way to check us against anyone else.
Miss Kitty is at 39 Tope Street, South Melbourne, a few minutes south of the CBD. We are open 11am to 2am every day and our rates start at $160 for 30 minutes.
Six things that separate a good brothel from a bad night
- Prices on the website. If a venue will not publish rates, the number tends to grow at the door.
- A roster with dates. A gallery of photos with no dates is a stock page, not a list of who is working.
- A phone that gets answered. If nobody picks up before you travel, nobody will pick up when there is a problem.
- Introductions without pressure. You should be able to meet who is on and leave without paying.
- Clean rooms, changed linen. Ask what happens between bookings. The answer should be simple.
- A discreet way in. A street-front entrance beats a shared foyer, and parking you can find beats a car park at $9 an hour.
What you can hold us to
The price is the price
Standard $160, $220 or $280 for 30, 45 or 60 minutes. Diamond $230, $300 or $370. Paid at reception, cash or card, no surcharge, no entry fee and no drinks minimum.
Meet first, decide after
The ladies working at that moment introduce themselves one at a time. If nobody suits, you leave and pay nothing.
Reception that answers
Staffed the whole time the door is open, 11am to 2am. English and Mandarin spoken. Call or text 0468 387 665 and you get a straight answer about who is on.
Clean and private
Private ensuite rooms, cleaned with linen changed between every booking. CCTV in common areas only, never in rooms. No photography on site.
Discreet
Street-front entrance on a quiet commercial street, no shared foyer. Card payments show under a neutral business name.
Easy to reach
Seven minutes by car from Flinders Street. Tram 58 stops about 100 metres away. Free street parking after 6:30pm on most nearby streets.
From our Google reviews
“You don’t feel rushed here. You get your time and your space. That matters more than people realise.”
Lek · Google review, June 2026
“Had my doubts before coming but was pleasantly surprised. The service is warm, not transactional, and the girls genuinely enjoy what they do.”
KARO TERY · Google review, May 2026
“I had a very pleasant experience here. The service was great, the environment was clean and comfortable, and the staff were friendly . Overall it was a relaxing visit and I appreciated Yuzちゃん . Thank you.”
E Nakamura · Google review, March 2026
“A wonderful time and yuzu was an absolute diamond will visit again when im back in Melbourne.”
Andrew Van Voornveld · Google review, March 2026
“Came in tired and stressed, left feeling like a king. Miss Kitty knows how to take care of a man. Will definitely return soon.”
Ephraim Silorio · Google review, January 2026
Quoted word for word from public Google reviews of Miss Kitty, including spelling. We picked reviews that describe the venue; ladies named in reviews may no longer be on the roster. Read every review on Google →
What we will not promise
We do not promise that a particular lady will be working. The roster changes daily, shifts get swapped and flights get delayed. That is why we point you to the today’s girls page and ask you to text before travelling for someone specific.
We do not promise specific services either. Every lady is an independent provider and decides what she offers. Talk about it at the start of the booking, and expect a straight answer.
If something is not right
Tell reception during the visit rather than after. It can almost always be fixed on the spot, and reception would much rather hear about it then.
Everyone working here is over 18. Safe-sex practice is standard, and any lady can decline any request at any time.
39 Tope Street, South Melbourne
We sit one suburb south of the CBD, close to Southbank, Albert Park, Port Melbourne and St Kilda. If you are coming from one of those areas, the pages below have the tram routes, drive times and parking for each.
Rates
| Booking | 30 min | 45 min | 60 min |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | $160 | $220 | $280 |
| Diamond 💎 | $230 | $300 | $370 |
Rates are for the room and the introduction. All personal services are arranged directly between you and the individual service provider — agree on what you want with her, in the room, before anything starts. Cash and card are both accepted at reception.
Standard or Diamond
Diamond is the extended-service tier, $70 to $90 more depending on length. Not every lady offers it and it changes shift to shift, so ask reception who does that day.
Questions about choosing a brothel
What is the best brothel in South Melbourne?
That depends on what you value, so check the basics: published prices, a dated roster, a phone that gets answered, introductions with no obligation, and parking. Miss Kitty at 39 Tope St publishes all of these, opens 11am to 2am daily and charges from $160 for 30 minutes.
Where can I read reviews of Miss Kitty?
Our Google Business listing for Miss Kitty, 39 Tope St South Melbourne, has the full set of public reviews, including any critical ones. The quotes on this page are copied word for word from there.
Are there any hidden costs?
No. Standard is $160, $220 or $280 for 30, 45 or 60 minutes, and Diamond is $230, $300 or $370. That is the full amount at reception, with no entry fee, membership, drinks minimum or card surcharge.
What if nobody on the roster suits me?
You can leave after the introductions and you will not be charged. Nobody at reception will push you to choose.
What do I do if something goes wrong during a visit?
Tell reception while you are still here. Reception is staffed the whole time the door is open, and most problems can be fixed on the spot.
See for yourself
Miss Kitty, 39 Tope St, South Melbourne. Open 11am to 2am. Call or text 0468 387 665.
